This WASN'T in What To Expect!!!!! [personal entry]

[kidsnurse]

Just a quick note to God, or the Fates, or Whatever Else might be Out There:

If ANYONE had EVER mentioned SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS to me, lo, these many years ago,

I WOULD HAVE REMAINED CHILDLESS!

also, there is not enough Ativan on the freakin' planet.

 

That is all. 

Comments

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

as a non-parent who has Asperger's I'm just quietly stepping away from the whole thing....

[kidsnurse.livejournal.com]

and that, my dear, is One Smart Move. imagine, if you can, a menopausal Aspie mommy 'helping' a pubertal Aspie adolescent with... with... anything.

i continue to maintain that it is a Very Good Idea that there are no projectile-firing implements in the falango household.