This WASN'T in What To Expect!!!!! [personal entry]

[kidsnurse]

Just a quick note to God, or the Fates, or Whatever Else might be Out There:

If ANYONE had EVER mentioned SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS to me, lo, these many years ago,

I WOULD HAVE REMAINED CHILDLESS!

also, there is not enough Ativan on the freakin' planet.

 

That is all. 

Comments

[blackmare-9.livejournal.com]

AUUUUGGGGHHHH SCIENCE FAIR RUN AWAY RUN AWAY


run to the grocery store and get yourself some actual beer for your very own experiment at the end of the day, okay?

[kidsnurse.livejournal.com]

i am, in fact, running to the grocery store. and the office supply store. and the dollar store. why?, you might reasonably ask. it's because WE DON'T HAVE MOST OF THE ITEMS WE NEED YET. i just drank three cups of coffee, and then tried to drown myself in the shower. alas, i failed.

not a beer drinker--hence my upthread comment graphically illustrates my frame of mind--but wine sounds good. and black russians sound better. i may in fact be adding the liquor store to the errand list.

[blackmare-9.livejournal.com]

I must grocery shop today, and go to a couple or three Art Things for my blogging gig.

Posted two more drawings last night, one new, one very old. It made me feel better.

drown myself in the shower

Old hunters' tale has it that turkeys can drown themselves in the rain but I think it's a little more difficult for humans. ;-)

Liquor store sounds like excellent plan. I may do that myself today.