This WASN'T in What To Expect!!!!! [personal entry]

[kidsnurse]

Just a quick note to God, or the Fates, or Whatever Else might be Out There:

If ANYONE had EVER mentioned SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS to me, lo, these many years ago,

I WOULD HAVE REMAINED CHILDLESS!

also, there is not enough Ativan on the freakin' planet.

 

That is all. 

Comments

[romeo46.livejournal.com]

mmmm beer. Sometimes it is okay to say blerg to it all.

So what is the fastest way? I remember seeing that episode but unless stuff is blowing up I don't remember any of the details.

[kidsnurse.livejournal.com]

the fastest way? go to the nearest convenience store and purchase a small, brown, paper bag for a few bucks. then have the kindly cashier drop a nice, cold can into it!

seriously, though--ice, water, and salt.