I don't pity-review, damn it. *nods fervently at you* Got it?

And just so you know, this new oner I'm finally working on is rather a lot lighter than the others in the canon-replacement-series-without-a-name.

Chase did end up buying that coffin-shaped cookie, it seems...

And just remember what I have kept in mind my entire acquaintance with californiaquail: the more people read your stuff, the more likely they are to start trying to tell you what to write.

I just got a review yesterday saying that I was responsible for the best House/Harry Potter crossover they'd ever come across. It's little gems like that that make me think that not everyone at the Pit is a loss. It was written in proper English and everything! I couldn't have been happier!